Andrew Baines is an award-coveting writer whose work has been rejected by such illustrious publications as Fantasy & Science Fiction, Realms of Fantasy, Fantasy Magazine, Orson Scott Card’s Intergalactic Medicine Show, Strange Horizons, Clarkesworld Magazine, and many, many others. He has mingled with the likes of such fine authors as David Farland (needing only to pay a paltry $250 to be allowed in the same room).
Here are what some people are saying about him and his work:
“It didn’t quite work for me, I’m afraid.”
~John Joseph Adams, Assistant Editor of Fantasy and Science Fiction
“your story isn’t quite what we’re looking for right now”
~Neil Clarke, Editor of Clarkesworld Magazine
“it isn’t quite right for Fantasy”
~Cat Rambo, Editor of Fantasy Magazine
“Unfortunately, it’s not quite right for us.”
~Scott H. Andrew, Editor of Beneath Ceaseless Skies
In his spare time, Andrew dabbles as a mechanical engineer for an industry leading aerospace company. He currently resides in Texas with his wife Lindsey, infant son Eli, cats Sarek and Ron, and numerous fish.
hmmm you didn’t mention pop tarts in your biography this time….sad